Subject: No Subscription Requests To Me/Us, Use The Free Robot !
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You mailed a subscribe or unsubscribe request to a wrong address, to a human,
to me, us, or a list of humans.  Wrong! You need to & Must use the robot !

If you are already using the robot, for help & tips to use it more
successfully, scroll down below this indented section.

You Must Use The Robot, You Have No Choice, I/We Will Not Do It For You
	Most [un]subscribe requests to humans are not even seen,
	they are auto discarded as junk.  Yours will also be ignored,
	as would future similar requests.  You _Must_ Use The Free
	Robot 

	The new better free robot is http://www.berklix.org/berklix/lists/
	
	No human has interest doing your [un]subscription work for
	you.  I & other organisers have zero free time for a thousand
	people's personal list change requests.  Use The Free Robot.
	
	Read header & footer of every list posting, for instructions.
	You must do your own [un]subscribes Yourself,  Nothing
	changes otherwise.  Use the robot, it never fails (despite
	numerous false claims from lazy people that it does not
	work, which were proven false Every time, & completely
	abused & exhausted the patience of this author).
	
	I/We do not have time to waste supporting hundreds of lazy
	people on many lists, either try [again] & learn or buy a
	more intelligent friend/colleague a beer/ coffee/ cake to
	sit on your computer & help you if you are lazy or incapable
	of learning). (No I/we don't want free beer etc, I/we just
	want to keep our time free, not wasted.)
	
	Do Not Ask Event Announcers To Do Your Work:
		It wastes their time, achieves Nothing for you, &
		annoys/ demotivates them from organising events,
		which would penalise hundreds of others on lists.
		Event announcers are Not responsible, can not control
		the list robot, sometimes not skilled to advise how
		You must do your own list [un]subscriptions; Do not
		abuse event announcers free work announcing events
		& running the infrastructure to support lists &
		events you have benefitted from.  Harsh action may
		be taken to expose any who repeatedly abuse event
		announcers by wasting their time.
	
	Do your subscription changes yourself via the free robot:

Too Dumb To Learn ?
	Don't believe it of yourself ! It's claimed & disproved too
	often ;-) Try several times more, record your commands &
	results, think each time & analyse. Usually that ends up
	in success, making the person prove to him/her self he/she
	is brighter than he/she thought.  The robot is simple, if
	you bother to _think_.

For Non Technologists:
	Each week Non technologists use the robot successfully, its
	not hard.  You just need to try it a few times & Think &
	Analyse.

Too Lazy To Do It Yourself ?
	Your problem, not mine or ours. Stay on or off the list[s]
	you want off from or on to. Your problem not ours.  We don't
	care.  Or pay the Red Cross a donation, forward the receipt
	& we may then waste our time helping you, After you pay
	them, Not before.

Too Busy ? No Time To Learn ?
	This robot owner & list-owner is _Also_ a busy professional
	& _also_ has no time, & is/ was additionally plagued by
	people like you seeking to waste his time, so learn the
	free robot, or Pay someone else to drive your email for you
	if you are so lazy or incompetent.

Claiming The Robot Doesn't Work Properly ?
	Wrong !  Such claims were often made, & Always proven false,
	always the human was too lazy, sometimes clueless, not
	bothering to Think.  It's a mature well tested robot.  It
	never fails !

Want To Demand Help Free Of Charge?
	Wrong ! - Very Wrong !
	You received free service while you wanted to be on list[s].
	You were not advertised at.
	Your name was not sold to anyone,
	You did not pay for free service.
	No one else paid us to serve you.
	We gained no benefit from you on list.
	We incurred costs & trouble, & spent time, providing the free service.
	We still provide the free robot service to [un]subscribe
	We owe you Nothing.
	You owe us:
	- Not to waste our time.
	- To take the time to learn to do your [un]subscribe work.
	We have no free time to waste. Use the free robot.
	Every list posting header & footer tells how.  Try. Think. Learn.

Want To Bitch ?
	It will Not help you.  Any response may annoy you further,
	& may harm you, parading you as lazy/ foolish/ mean, perhaps
	to a wider audience than you want (as a deterrent to others
	Not to ask), as it's essential people (both you & others)
	are forced to realise: You have No Option but to learn to
	Do Your Own Work Yourself.  Even when it might be less work
	for us to [un]subscribe you manually, we will Not do your
	work for you, as lazy people used to tell their friends, &
	it snowballed.  I/We do not owe you.  You owe me/us your
	time to go learn to use the robot !  Don't waste your time,
	Go Learn !

For Non Technologists:
	Each week Non technologists use the robot successfully, its
	not hard.  You just need to try it a few times & Think & Analyse.

For Busy Professionals Who Don't Have Time To Learn:
	This lists owner is _Also_ a busy professional
	& _also_ has no time, & is/ was additionally plagued by
	people like you seeking to waste his time, so learn the
	free robot, else Pay someone money, food or drink to drive
	your email for you if you are so busy, lazy or incompetent.

For Logical Professionals,
	eg computer programmers, sys. admins, consultants / engineers
	/ scientists etc. They virtually never complain, occasionally
	they ask questions about syntax & formats (that's usually
	covered on web pages) They learn quickly & succeed after a
	few tries or less.  As non technologists also use the robot
	successfully, I have less than sympathy for the occasional
	waster who claim to be a programmer, who aggressively bitches
	& demands human help, & proves himself to be a technical
	incompetent, a disgrace to the profession, & worthy of
	exposure.

I'm Not Unhelpful But I Am Overloaded & Too Busy:
	Some, particularly the bone idle who refuse to learn to do
	their own subscriptions with free robot & who demand to
	waste my time, have accused me of being un-helpful.  They
	just try to waste my time.

	If I was unhelpful, I'd not have written all my standard
	replies at http://www.berklix.com/~jhs/std/ & my numerous
	web help pages, nor provided my public servers & facilities
	& organise all the events I do at http://www.berklix.org -
	All Unpaid.
	
	I give far more time free than I should, but still I get
	burdened with requests that amount to "Just do me a favour
	and waste your time for me ..." & "Surely you can't be That
	busy", & "I'm too lazy/ busy/ dumb myself" & " I'll [try
	to] waste Your time, rather spend My time learning myself"
	& the worst: "Now you've done it for me, I'll tell an
	increasing circle of friends, & they'll also similarly
	avalanche time wasting requests on you".

Don't Bother To Accuse Me Of Being Elitist / Intolerant / Whatever
	Some fools tried, worthless ingrates after all the free
	time I give to keeping Berklix servers & groups & lists &
	events running for all.  I no longer usually even reply, I
	just add abusers & or phrases to my spam filter, & let lazy
	people rot. My time is not theirs to waste.  I no longer
	care if some are too lazy to learn to DIY.

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